Graduation Anticipation

After many sleepless nights I have decided to go ahead and walk in my graduation. I know Mable will be looking down on me with pride! So I hope she understands why I cannot attend her funeral. OK so now on to what is weighing on my  mind, GRADUATION!!!!!! I feel like a little kid stressing about walking across that stage. WHAT if I fall on my face cuz ya know I got this bum ankle and sometimes walking is just not easy for me.... Then there is the horrifying fact that I will be graduating with ummm a bunch of people I have never even spoken too, oh the horror!!!!! Yes so I actually feel like I am 10 years old and have to stand on stage for some sort of contest to see who has learned the most   :p  yes this is my life I am super excited but scared out of my wits all at the same time. On top of all this I ordered the cutest pair of shoes for the occasion and( mind you I only paid $6.00 plus shipping) I get these most awesome shoes in the mail only to have my heart break and realize these shoes will make me at least 9 feet tall..... This just is not going to work well with the bum ankle :( On goes the search of another great pair of almost awesome shoes... Wish me luck and Make Good Choices :)

Tic-Tacs are inportant to life

So It has been awhile since my last blog and I'm back with vengeance! Today must be the day where everyone who needs gas also needs a Tic-Tac. I mean good Lord if i can tell my breath stinks shouldn't everybody else? I dont get much excitement in this job so I spend a lot of time talking to people to pass the time but NOT today. It seems every person I have spoken to has horrid breath (.And as much as I hate to say it it is mostly men.) So here is my advice to you, when you leave  your house in the morning boys brush extra good cuz them girls will not be impressed. If you have doubt about your rancid breath just stop in for some Tic-Tac's. Go ahead and pop on in on the way to the counter to pay cuz this cashier just cant take it anymore!!!!! So remember rancid breath is only cute when your a puppy :)

Here's your sign :P

So we all look up to teachers right? Well when did they become so oblivious of the obvious??? So I am walking down the hall at the school yesterday, and when I say walk it is more like a hobble by this time of day. I have on flip-flops and my lovely ankle brace which is super attractive, and one of our Super smart  teacher says hello and asks "did you hurt your ankle"? NO, why would you ask that? I just really like walking like a 90 year old and well the ankle brace I like to wear it because my right ankle gets awfully cold when wearing flip-flops! Ok I have a lot of respect for teachers but really? LOL

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WOW really??

SO one question? Is today the day everybody forgot to brush their teeth? I mean do you not know what a mint is? And of course those are the people who want to hang out and talk and cit chat about their life or their breakfast. I am as social as the next person but really, did you eat garbage for breakfast?????? I dont wanna hear about your awsome boating trip if you chewed on a peice of trash before you came in here! And really who would and why cant you tell your breath reaks of sewage???? Let this be a lesson to you if you are chatting away and I seem to be covering my nose, YOU SHOULD LEAVE AND GO STRAIGHT HOME AND BRUSH!!!!

Thanks and Have a good day! :/

WHat was she thinkin?????

SO I am minding my buisness facebook stalking my friends...oh I mean working, and in walks this lovely lady! When did yellow and orange eyeshadow become a "thing"? Holy mother of Pearl this chick looked sick and I mean the the sick stomach flu type not the awsomely cool that kids these days refer too! I remember blue and even pink but yellow and orange? WOW! So when she woke up this morning thinking "uuummmm what can I do to look like I have the stomach flu" "I know Ill paint my eyes to match the brightest shirt I own and that will help" Come on people we dont really have to cordinate that much do we? If we do Im screwed cuz I would be wearing red and white on my eyes and well Im not into lookin like a freak on a tuesday!  
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So what does it look like Im doing?

So I decided to paint at work today.( crazy I know) As I sit on the floor,paint brush in hand can you guess how many people asked " Are you painting?'..... Are you serious? what the heck does it look like Im doing and why would I be doing it on the floor at work? Some people are slow I guess. After about 5 hours of painting and helping customers I sit down and realize how stupid it was for me to say I would  paint! It was entertaing none the less to have people walk in and say goofy things like "wow it sure smells like paint in here" LOL

This is my life as s cashier :)

As I start my day as the most sunny cashier ever I realize working here is much like working at a daycare.(Or a prison) " No Im sorry sir your card was declined" "B.S. I have like 10, 000 on there" " I dont know the reason for the for the decline I am just going by the C/C company" "Well I guess Ill take my buisness elsewhere" "Thanks have a good day sir"...... So does he think our stor will crumble because of his little $10.00 in gas?  And just to clarify I have to pay for gas too and if I dont pay my C/C bill it will be declined as well. :)